Rebecca "I have a MONSTER crotch!"

Amanda talking about her sister's 21st birthday party, "My sister didn't wake up until 2 o'clock on Sunday."

Anna: "Don't worry, I can do that sober."

More Rebecca:

"V-A-G-I-N-A-S! Vaginas! Go go Vaginas! Go Vaginas! I want to get married."

Susan: "Guess what I have in my notebook?

Rebecca: PENISES!

Susan: No.

Rebecca: No?! I just farted! It was quiet. It happened when I was laughing. It was like my butt was laughing with me."

"I'm gaseous all of a sudden."

"Tell Emily that it's MY vagina. Not hers. MINE."

"I was rolling over and my legs fell open. It just happened. Gravity. It's science."

"I am not a raging weirdo. I'm a raging normal."

These are all Rebecca (courtesy of Susan).

Rebecca singing: "I've lost my filter. I'm like a broken air conditioner!"

Rebecca turning on a light: "Let there be light! And it was good! I am Jesus!"

"Your boobs were in the way of my face".

"A penis is like an exploded vagina".

"My name does not define my gender. My lack of penis defines my gender. My vagines says GIRL!"

"I don't mean for my legs to open. They just open!"

"Susan, can I fart?"

Rebecca: "You know what they say about big feet? Big Shoes."

Rebecca: "Stick this in the hole. Penispenispenis."

Rebecca: "4 day weekend, 4 day weekend, we're going to go streaking in the Arb! Nakednakednakednaked BOOB!"

Ashley: "I'M THRUSTING MY VAGINA AT THE WINDOW!!"

I can explain that ^ it's not what you think.

Rebecca:"I can get fat and buy new clothes! Or I could get skinny, but that would take a lot more effort."

A special thanks to Susan for having these beauties (and several more) saved on her computer. :) More quotes by Rebecca (when her filter goes) will be up soon.

Susan: Everyone there started talking about poop and I was like "these are my people!"

Darcy: I really don't like children. They always have jam on their hands, even if there isn't any jam!

Susan: If you have to tell yourself you're normal, then you probably aren't.

Ashley: I'm 1/64th African American.

Rebecca: That doesn't really count...

Ashley: Yes it does! I'm a MINORITY!

Ashley: I'm going to read you this sonnet the same way that I wrote it: standing on my ottoman!