More Rebecca:

"V-A-G-I-N-A-S! Vaginas! Go go Vaginas! Go Vaginas! I want to get married."

Susan: "Guess what I have in my notebook?

Rebecca: PENISES!

Susan: No.

Rebecca: No?! I just farted! It was quiet. It happened when I was laughing. It was like my butt was laughing with me."

"I'm gaseous all of a sudden."

"Tell Emily that it's MY vagina. Not hers. MINE."

"I was rolling over and my legs fell open. It just happened. Gravity. It's science."

"I am not a raging weirdo. I'm a raging normal."