These are all Rebecca (courtesy of Susan).

Rebecca singing: "I've lost my filter. I'm like a broken air conditioner!"

Rebecca turning on a light: "Let there be light! And it was good! I am Jesus!"

"Your boobs were in the way of my face".

"A penis is like an exploded vagina".

"My name does not define my gender. My lack of penis defines my gender. My vagines says GIRL!"

"I don't mean for my legs to open. They just open!"

"Susan, can I fart?"