“I thought those were cats, but they’re definitely just plastic bags.” –Anna
“There is a tree directly behind you.” –Darcy in her sleep
“Forks are overrated. Eating lettuce with my fingers makes me feel closer to nature, like I just pulled it off a tree.” –Zoe
“I moved quickly through the ice, and now I am here!” –Zoe
“I should just live in the wilderness and eat leaves off of trees, like a giraffe.” –Zoe
“That beast is fuckin scary!” –Darcy
“There’s not enough boys” –Darcy in her sleep
“Wouldn’t it be funny if we hit a deer?” –Zoe, past midnight on drive back to dorm
“I wanna be old, but I’m afraid it’s a scam.” –Big Z
“I’m tired. I’ll do anything when I’m tired.” –Big Z
“I’m going to touch your hair; there is something in it. … It was a spider.” –lady behind Zoe at nobel
“That has numbers in it!! I can’t comprehend that!!” –Ashley, talking about how many days are left until Christmas
“I wasn’t saying that your boobs are disproportionate, I was just saying that if I was a man I would probably be a sick bastard and just stare at your boobs.” –Zoe to Darcy
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