Ashley(Me): I don't know what I ate today, but I've had like stomach cramps all day.

Rebecca: That's the best.

Om nom nom

"Those chips tasted like I was eating a dead possum." -Zoe, 12/13/11

"I'd probably eat a broom if someone gave one to me."-Zoe, 12/11/11

Susan: Rebecca, get out of my laundry bag!

Mary: There's more than just age and beauty, Anna.

Anna: No there isn't!

Rebecca to me (Ashley when I turned 20) "I can see wrinkles forming on your face, don't worry I can help you I work in a nursing home."

Zoë: My life is basically a moist back.