27

Bethany: Something along the lines of... "Sometimes I eat chocolate as a reward for studying."
Darcy: "Yeah, I do that with bathroom breaks. I say to myself, 'If I read 50 pages, then I can go pee.'"

26

Emily: "Do you guys know what that horn is for? Other than to signal that the rapture is here?"

Anna: "If you want to have deep conversations, just get me up in a tree."

Anna: "He's like a completely different person without his clothes on!"

Zoe: "We should domesticate the squirrels, breed them, and then sell them in the bookmark!"

25

Zoe (as a man): "Shitfuck! I dropped my jerky on the floor! It's like dropping my manhood!"

24th

Zoe (as a man): "I have glorious balls... except when they stick to my leg... shitfuck."

Rebecca: "I'm not actually having anal sex."

23

Zoe: "Your wall looks so weird..."
Darcy: "Well, I guess I'll just knock the wall down!"
Zoe: "No! Then everyone would see us when we are naked!"
Darcy: (Laughs)
Zoe: "Well.... they would...."

22

Darcy: "I don't believe in babies. Especially not moustache babies with shoes on."

21st

Rebecca: "Yours is more penis-y than mine. You stick it in a hole?"

Zoe: "We should go on a wild road trip across the country, liberating garden gnomes."

Ashley: "Sleep deprivation is like this: I had a plant and it wilted when I didn't water it. Like sleep deprivation. Then I watered it too much. And then it died. But I didn't die!!"

20

Anna: "He sat right next to me! He smells like children! Like, that sticky smell. Like a child." Zoe: (eating a fruit strip) "Like this?" Anna: "Yeah, but not fruity. Just the sticky."

19th

Darcy: (sneezes)
Zoe: "Bless you."
Darcy: "Thanks, I appreciate your blessing"
Zoe: "Yeah, I'm basically a priest."

18

Zoe: "Choking on cheeseballs is not really the way I want to go."

17

Zoe (regarding Osama Bin Laden's death): "I bet George Bush pooped his pants with joy!"

post 16

Zoe: "I want to play games with (insert name of hot guy) at night!"